In my capacity as self-proclaimed Mouthpiece of the Millenials, I humbly request the pleasure of your company for my delightfully earnest and insightful state-of-the-nations address. After winning hearts and swinging voters in New York, I’m back to woo my hometown of New Zealand. I would like to dance you through the pop-cultural slipstream and lovingly detonate my Nuclear-PowerPoint in your eyes and ears. I hope to entice you to accompany me on the campaign trail. To do that, I’ll stop at nothing to prove my amorous point: that this proud Kiwi can initiate the Goldenest Age of Western culture and society simply by becoming Hillary Clinton’s Young Lover.